Since he has no zero period, Weather decided to serve his school by becoming an office aide.
After the major flood of Lake TC on Friday Jan. 20, Head of ATO (Aitch To Oh) Disaster Staff Protection Team, Ms. Rayne Cote, has had to go to extreme measures to make sure this catastrophe never happens again.
With more than a foot of rain collecting in the walkways between the tennis courts and locker rooms, Ms. Cote along with the rest of the ATO board have made an executive decision to switch out our landlubbing campus golf carts for something more practical: jet skis.
Due to the constant water, our drainage system cannot regulate the influx of water that continues to make our school into a gigantic puddle.
“I never took swimming lessons growing up because I didn’t even know California had water,” Freshman Drown Ng said. “But that one Friday, I got caught up in one of the rapids and almost died. I don’t even own an umbrella.”
With water levels at an all-time high, the threat of students losing their lives to the ominous Lake, is a more prevalent issue than ever.
Officials are beginning to hire lifeguards to be stationed above the locker room and gym to protect students.
New abundance in the water has brought changes to the ecosystem at TC, and many migrant sharks have begun to move into uncharted waters.
Some students claim to have seen the notorious Loch Ness monster, swimming in the deep, dark depths of the lake.
Even with the unpredictable rain and torrential downpour, some have suggested to continue school as normal.
Officials, however, stated that due to the rising floodwaters, the only feasible way in which school can resume is if we take it upon ourselves to evolve into mermaids.